Courtney is the most adorable person ever! Everyone should love her. :3
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
dont touch me i am fragile i am the most excited ive ever been in my entire life and i once got pokemon x a day before it came out
"I miss you”
Is the nicest text you can receive
"i bought a monster truck"
"I have too much money you can have it"
"I got you pizza"
"tom hiddleston is driving to your house right now"
"tom hiddleston had too much money and so he’s driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that he got for you"
"…because he missed you."